10.01.2014

Wank Busted For Male Prostitution


If you're given the name Wank at birth there's only so many professions you can eventually fall in to. Male prostitution being one of them. Calvin Wank was arrested this past weekend at a Love's truck stop in upstate New York because of course he was. Just look at that mugshot. The 56 yr. old was spotted by customers performing lewd sexual acts in the parking lot. The best part is that it all happened at 10 in the morning, usually hookers come out at night but not Wank. He went for the classic breakfast blowjob. Witnesses told police that they spotted Wank doing his work in the parking lot and in an adjacent field in the wide open.Wank knows no shame. Judging from the mugshot cops didn't have a hard time spotting Wank, it looks like he might be wearing a bra and a touch of mascara. Wank was charged with public lewdness and goes in front of a judge next week. I've never been a truck driver but I know the trips can be long but not long enough to want to shack up with this freak. You have to be real lonely for a guy like Wank to look good.
The Smoking Gun has the story

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