Just the other day I was outside at work having a cigarette with my dad and this squirell was across the street trying to climb up the curb. It was really struggling and we figured it had been hit by a car. If that was the case it was really sad cause this poor little guy couldn't even stand up. He finally made it up and was staggering all over the place. I didn't think he was injured cause I got a good look at it and there was no blood or visible wounds. I finished and went inside while the squirrel stumbled into the bushes. Later on I was outside again and noticed another squirrel in front of the office eating the berries off the bush. DING!! That squirell wasn't hit by a car, he was all fucked up on fermented berries!!! Hilarious!!! Poor litte dude probably stumbled home got yelled at by his wife, shit the bed, and slept it off.
Over in England though, they take it to the next level. A farmer in Sussex noticed her goats were acting all kinds of crazy so she went out and took a look around. She noticed some mushrooms growing, had them examined and they turned out to be of the magic variety. The fungus-amongus if you will. Turns out goats don't react well to funky shrooms. DailyMail has the story......
Below I've posted some videos of animals drunk on old fruit. Animals gotta rage too!
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