A Florida teen was arrested this past Friday with armed robbery after trying to hold up a convience store with a bottle of salad dressing. No word yet on the flavor. Cops arrested the teen outside the store after clerks saw the bottle and pulled a gun on the perp. The boy took off and the clerks called the fuzz. Cops asked the kid later what he planned to do with the money and he said it was for drugs and jewelry. Sheeeeeeet, it's hard out there for a playa. My guess is this kid wasn't going far in life. Salad dressing? The fuck?
You didn't have a hammer? Shit, even a piece of wood or a large stick would of worked. Fucking salad dressing?!
WFTV has a video of the whole incident and the rest of the story
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