Hookers Don't Give Refunds

Hooray Columbia!! Man this is one of the reasons I miss Columbia, stories like this one. This poor kid, who apparently is a little slow upstairs(read the comment section), decided to stop a couple of hookers. And yes, Columbia,MO has hookers. I used to see them on my way home from the station every night, classy broads. Anywho, this kid stopped a couple of hookers and wanted to see some boobies and get his dick sucked. The ladies followed thru on the boobs but no hummer. So this kid did the next logical thing and went to the police....where he was arrested shortly thereafter. Read the whole story here and then go down to the comment section, someone mentions that they know him and he is slow. The only reason worth reading the Columbia Trib on-line is for the zoo of assholes that is the comment section. Hell, just go thru random stories and read the comments, that's entertainment for at least an hour.