Meet Louis Lorensen, he's a cranky old bastard with sticky fingers. Lorensen was arrested on multiple charges after he stole meat and a motorized scooter from a Winn-Dixie in Riviera Beach, FL. Witnesses saw the man fleeing on the motorized cart and notified store guards but as he was fleeing he ran over a 4yr. old boy bringing about child assualt charges. You can't stop a senile old man on a scooter though, he wasn't going down easy. When Lorensen was told he was being arrested, he yelled at the officer, "I ain't no punk, and I ain't going down without a fight."
Lorensen took a swing at the arresting officer, once at the station Lorensen told the police officer, "when you take these cuffs off, I'm going to punch you in the face." Lorensen is currently being held on 5 different charges. Read the full story at the
Orlando Sentinel
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