A Tennessee man was picked up by police after making three bogus calls to 911 operators. His reasoning, "he was bored and anxious because he had not smoked a cigarette in two days" according to the arrestting officer. Twenty-year-old Alex Lee Baker of Clarksville was charged with making the calls Sunday during a 35-minute stretch.
When he first called the station he told dispatch that he had witnessed a murder. The second call he claimed he had been stabbed and during the third call he said a woman had been killed and buried. This guy must have been sitting in a empty room with no penis. If you're that bored and anxious then rub one out or bake a cake, I don't know. Just don't call 911 and claim you witnessed a murder and blame it on not having had a cigarette. We're all better off having this guy locked away.
Read here for the police report
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