Burglars Rob House, Snort the Dog

A Silver Springs, FL woman was shocked last month when she arrived home to find her house had been robbed. The thieves even took the urn containing the ashes of her dead father and two dogs. When police starting investigating the case they stumbled upon the 3 dumbest people on the gulf coast.
After police detained three suspects they found out the burglars took the urn cause they believed it contained either coke or heroin. Obviously, these guys know their drugs so they did the next best thing and piled a bunch of the ashes up their noses.
Once they found out the drugs were in fact cremation remains they ditched they urn. I can't even think of words to describe how fucking stupid you have to be to snort someones ashes thinking it was drugs.
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