Yogurt, sperm......what's the difference?

The first thing I thought of when I read this story was 'How much dick do you have to suck to instantly recognize the taste of semen?'
It's a question that's haunted scientists and the like for years now. All they really had to do was ask this Albuquerque woman.
Tuesday night a woman notified store management and police after she tasted a yogurt sample,spit it out and said it tasted like body fluid, man mayo to be exact. Officers took a sample of the yogurt but say they are unable to press charges at this time, they have to wait for test results from the yogurt and the male employee who was handing out the samples.
Sgt. Trish Hoffman who responded to the call had this to say:
“We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence,” Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. “As far back as I can remember this is the first time that we've ever dealt with this.”
So there you have it, she's a spitter!
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