A Sparta, New Jersey man was arrested for breaking into a movie theatre and then masturbating in a stairwell. See, I can understand this at all. Then again I like to stick to the confines of my own home when I masturbate. Call it home field advantage. Thats why the jerk off booth at the local porn shop always floored me. Why pay money to lock yourself in a room and smell another guys left over ball stench. I've gotten off topic here, NJ.com has the whole story.
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