1.27.2011

It Aint Easy Being Cheesy

There's just so many things you can do with a vagina and now you can add 'hiding place' to that list.
A 20 year old Lincoln,  NE woman was arrested after she was caught trying to smuggle meth into a local jail. Officers were suspicious of the woman due to previous weapon charges so they decided to search her before they let her in the jail. Security found two bags of meth, one of them was a Cheetos bag tucked neatly insider her ham wallet. Not only did this lady cram a Cheetos bag into her vag, which had to be extremely uncomfortable, but she used the Flamin' Hot Cheetos bag. You know it was hot, they didn't even have time to add the 'g' to flaming. Could you imagine if some of that spicy hot flavor dust got outside the bag?! The woman was arrested on site and didn't have to travel very far to her new accommodations. Chester Cheetah was unavailable for comments.
JournalStar has the full story

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