Run, Seth, Run!!!

Wow!

Star Wars lightsaber battle but every lightsaber sound replaced w/ Owen Wilson saying "Wow!" This is way the internet is invented.

Deftone's Chino Performs Inside A Volcano

We've covered this story on the last couple of 2 Assholes Talking Music podcasts, see above, and footage has finally leaked out of Chino performing inside of an actual volcano. Don't worry, the volcano is not active. On June 18th, 2016, Deftones frontman Chino Moreno play the first ever concert inside a volcano. Armed with just an acoustic guitar, Moreno descended 400 feet into the magma chamber a dormant volcano outside of Reykjavik, Iceland. During the intimate set, Moreno performed acoustic renditions of Deftones songs, along with covering Morrissey and David Bowie's "Girl Loves Me" from his brilliant Blackstar album. This video was recorded with a 360 camera. You can scroll to look around the breathtaking interior of the volcano.

What Happens When You Hit 7g's

This is what happens to the human body when it hits 7 g's of force. The footage comes from a pilot during centrifuge training. It's also eerily similar to what happens when your girls keeps sucking after you've nutted.

Smoking a 65 Year Old Cigarette

Some guy came across a military ration pack from the Korean War and decided to fire up one of the smokes he found inside. So what does a 65 year old cigarette taste like? Will it even smoke? Well, let's find out!

The Dudesons LEGO Cannon Challenge

It's hard to believe the Dudesons are still alive but they are and they're still coming up with outrage stunts to injure themselves. Everyone knows that stepping on a LEGO brick barefoot is one of the 6 circles of hell but what if you loaded a bucket full of LEGOs into an air cannon and shot it at someones bare chest. Well, wonder no more because the Dudesons are here to answer that question.

Trolling the Trolls

I've been watching these Lt. LickMe videos the last couple of days and each one is funnier than the last. Lt. LickMe is an Australian dude who has taken on-line video game trolling to the next level. I like to think of it more as reverse trolling or bullying since his victims are normally the ones who are bullying/trolling randoms on-lin. It basically works like this, friends of on-line lobby bullies contact the Lt. and give him vital information about the bully. From there he tracks down the bully in a lobby and starts up a conversation disguised as a member of Anonymous, voice changer and all. Most of the bullies brush it off as another troll and that's when the Lt. pounces. He starts slow by referring to the bully by name which isn't real hard to find out for anyone who's played video games on-line. So most of the time the victims don't give much attention to the fact that someone found out their real name. Then he turns up the heat and starts giving out information like their street address or the school they attend. At this point, most of the bullies go silent, thinking to themselves "Wait, is this guy real some kind of hacker from Anonymous. From there it only gets better. The end game for Lt. LickMe is to put these bullies through the ringer just like they do to other people. After putting them through some embarrasing tasks and making them sound like the little bithces they are he pulls back the curtain to reveal they've just been trolled. My explanation doesn't do it much justice so just check out one of many examples below and make sure you watch his other videos. I love listening to these little sqeekers getting revealed as the bitches they are. Everyone is a head set tough guy until they get exposed. Lt. LickMe Twitter Lt. LickMe YouTube page

Moms Guess What Porn Terms Mean

The whole thing goes the way you would guess it goes. A few of these moms know their stuff though.

Bike Race Through a Mall

I don't much about this other than it's pretty bad ass! Some kind of bike race through the inside of a mall. Based on the crowd speaking another language I'm assuming this is in Europe somewhere. As per the YouTube description: Check out this amazing GoPro footage from Leatt athlete Slavik Hannes from Austria as he competes in a MTB competition through a mall! Seriously! Through a mall!

How To Have Cyber Sex In the 1990s

Internet porn was just a click away in the early days of the internet. Back then you had to get creative if you wanted to get cyber freaky.......

Internet Troll Is Confronted Ukrainian Style

An internet tough guy goes from keyboard warrior to whiny little bitch in a matter of minutes. Lesson learned. As per the YouTube description: A Ukrainian online troll posted murder threats on the site of a pro-Russian online newspaper in Gorlovka, Ukraine, saying that he will come for the responsible journalist "with a belly-cutter". The journalist, however, turned out to be a member of the Donbass resistance. He reacted quickly, located the troll through his IP, and brought him to his office, where an amusing conversation took place.

How To Hack A Vending Machine

Maybe I'm late to the party on this one but it never hurts to have this bit of knowledge in your back pocket when you're in a pinch. Some little kid has figured out a way to pay for one bottle of soda and get multiple bottles in return. The only thing is this video is a specific hack intended for a specific machine. So make sure you got the right kind of vending machine before you try and snake a couple free cokes.......

Drunk Bully Meats Unlikely Opponent

I normally don't post fight videos on here because their thousands websites where you can see all that shit but I'll make an exception for this one. A prime example of what happens when you combine alcohol and racism. Some drunk asshole decides to pick on a tiny Asian dude and keeps calling him "Charlie", a term US forces used to refer to Vietnamese soldiers during the Vietnam war. The little dude hit his boiling point and served up some swift justice to the drunk guy. Make sure you watch the entire video so you don't miss out on the little guys tag team partner.

Guy With No Legs Shreds Skate Park

Italo Romano was born without any legs but he never let that stop him from achieving his goal of becoming a pro skateboarder. This guy can do more on a board than what most people with two functioning legs can ever think of doing. Hats off to Italo and his unstoppable drive and determination.

The Greatest News EVER!!!!

With marijuana legalization sweeping the nation it's only a matter of time before we start to see it get integrated into everyday society. For example, KFC figured they would combine America's love of fried chicken with that sweet sticky green. As of last month KFC franchises in Colorado were cleared to start selling marijuana inside of it's restaurants. HOLY SHIT!!! This is like some kind of stoner dream come true!
With retailers earning over a million dollars annually KFC figured it was a no brainer to start adding pot dispensaries to their KFC locations in Colorado,
“In order to be successful, a deep understanding of the market is critical to success,” says KFC spokesperson William Rausch. “It’s all about evolution and we are ready to serve the needs of the people of Colorado.”

God damn right!! There wasn't been an exact date given when pot will be available along side a 12 piece bucket but I'm sure it won't be long. KFC isn't going to drag their feet when it comes to racking in the money. When it does happen though pot can be purchased by anyone 21 and up with a photo ID. Colorado residents will be able to buy an ounce at a time while out of towners are capped at a quarter. All transactions must be cash and prices for an ounce start around $200. Not bad at all. Of course, KFC isn't going to miss out on the opportunity to introduce some new menu items to their stoney friends. They will be announcing new items such as the Smashed Potatoes, Macaroni Munchies, and Bong Time Biscuits. All of which will be made with marijuana butter that can be bought inside the restaurants. It's a great time to be alive and high.
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That'll Leave a Mark

Porn: Uniting the World

A couple of local Afghan kids are hanging out with the British Royal Marines and they get their first taste of softcore porn courtesy of an FHM spread of Jenna Jamison. Just like any group of young men they start fighting over who gets to look at it first and at the end it seems like they want to either buy or keep it. We need to start dropping old back issues of Hustler on ISIS and shut things down for at least a day or two while they retire to their bunks.

The Dark Side of The Rainbow

Man, I remember sitting around back in the day, ripping bongs and trying to sync this up. When you got it just right it was 43 minutes of pure, mind blowing what-the-fuckery.

Karate Guitar

This dude is pretty fucking metal........

The King of Arcade Basketball

Watching this dude play arcade basketball is mesmerizing! Whatever you do don't bet against him......