"...and when we're done maybe I'll bake a pie."

Apparently when it comes to getting jerked off in a massage parlor most men aren't too picky about who's doing the jerking. Police in Port Charlotte, FL ran a sting operation on a local spa and netted 4 women including someones grandma. Police acted on a tip that the women were providing sexual favors for money inside the spa. All 4 ladies were charged with prostitution and one poor granny was charged with 5 counts of ewwwwww.
HeraldTribune has the full story and mugshots