2.15.2011

Anus Doubles As Storage Container

An inmate in Sarasota County Florida may have set a new world record for most items shoved up your ass. A homeless man was arrested and when officers searched him they found a whole cache of goodies up his ass. Since he was homeless maybe he was using his ass as a storage compartment. Officers doing the search found a piece of condom sticking out of his anus and the officer removed it discovering it was being used as a duffel bag.

According to sheriff's officials, the condom contained: 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon.

The homeless man, 33, now faces charges he possessed a drug and a tobacco product inside the Sarasota County jail.

HeraldTribune has the story

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