Nice Tits, Here's Some Candy

Nobody eats the things but every Valentine's Day someone puts out a bowl of the candy hearts. The ones that taste like chalk mixed with dry Kool-Aid mix and they usually have some cute message on it. Like, 'Be Mine' or 'Kisses', some shit like that. Well apparently someone at the factory that makes the candies got bored and spiced things up a bit.
A 12 year old California girl alerted her parents to a candy heart that had an adult message, 'Nice Tits'. The parents called the company and were asked to send the candy and the rest of the box back to the factory for investigation. Mom and dad have no plans to sue, they just wanted other parents to be on the look out. Just another way to corrupt the innocent children in the world, candy conversation hearts. Meanwhile, some poor bastard just lost his job cause someone can't take a joke. Had the parents found it they would of laughed and just popped it in their mouth. It's a sad day for low brow candy humor.
KCRA has the full story w/ video