Kinky Boat Sex

Things can go from bad to worse in a matter of seconds. This apparently goes double when you're boning on a sink in a boat. A Croatian newspaper is reporting that a 28yr. old woman from New Zealand nearly lost her hand due to a freak sex accident. She was makin' bacon in the bathroom of boat in the harbor town of Hvar when the porcelain sink she was on shattered. The womans wrist was severed leaving her hand dangling by pieces of skin. Medics were able to airlift her to a nearby hospital and put her hand back on. Police are looking for her partner, an Englishman she said she met on a yacht in a local marina in Croatia. Police would like to question the man about the incident but he isn't suspected of any wrong doings. The woman is expected to make a full recovery and keep her humping on solid ground.
Donnybrook Mail has the story