Rednecks Will Be Rednecks

I still think we should round up all the rednecks and put them on their own little island somewhere. When that plan goes thru we can't forget to grab Mark Thomas Wach down in Palm City, FL. Wach was booked on charges of aggravated domestic assault with a firearm and domestic battery. You might be thinking, 'another hillbilly knocking his wife around' and that's where you're wrong. Come on, we're talking rednecks, it's never that easy.
Wach's 18yr. old son called the cops when he found his dad drunk and shooting a pistol at the lawn mower on the side of the house. He told him to stop and then Wach began yelling at his son about his mother's child support payments while waving the gun around. Wach then left and came back with a 12 gauge shotgun and aimed it at his son. The boy wrestled the gun away before police arrived. When the police showed up they found the two fighting in the front yard and Wach Sr. had to be tazed three times before he would comply. He told cops he didn't understand why he was being arrested. Wach told the cops that "he shoots in the yard all the time and that fighting is what redneck people do." Yes sir indeed.
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