Billionaire Seeking Hot Twin Assassins

Craigs List is not only an on-line classified section but also a gold mine of strange folk. Take this ad for example, obviously a joke but still. A billionaire is worried he is being hunted by a left wing extremist group so he does the most logical thing, hire a pair of female twin assassins! His requirements seem standard for most assassins for hire:
Job requirements:
● Must be proficient in hand to hand combat techniques
● Must be able to handle Warsaw and NATO Pact small arms and on occasion heavier hardware, like TV guided missiles. The one with the camera on it.
● Able to identify biochemical agents. These are mostly labeled, but there are a couple of techs I employ that refuse to write anything down.
● Training programs ARE available, as there are terribly few biochemist/assassin/weapon experts in the world

Relocation:
● You must move into my secret lair upon getting hired.
● I have to move my secret lair on occasion due to attacks from the aforementioned left-wing agendaists. Must be able to lift 40 pounds unassisted. I hired a moving company one time. They were secret agents. I had to trick them into driving into a volcano.

The salary is negotiable but I'm not sure about relocating to an underground lair. The rest of the ad is pretty good, see the full listing here