4 Pound Heroin Poop

You have to stand up and applaud someone who is willing to swallow 4lbs. of heroin and try and smuggle thru the airport. I know it's illegal and extremely dangerous to ingest that much drugs but come on man, that's impressive! I just don't want to be the guy on the other end who has to clean all the shit off the bundles when it comes out. In this case, that guy has the weekend off.
This past weekend at Dulles Airport in Virginia a new smuggling record was set in the form of 4lbs. 12oz. of heroin extracted from a Nigerian woman traveling alone. Customs Agents were alerted after a security officer performed a patdown and the woman's stomach felt rigid. The woman was taken to a local hospital for x-rays and doctors found that she was loaded with drugs, pictured above. Bola Adebisi,52, told officials she was going to stay with her brother but was unable to provide any information about her "brother" including an address or physical description. By the time Adibis was being questioned at the hospital she had already passed 100 grams of heroin and was being held until x-rays proved she had passed everything else.

Adebisi will be prosecuted by the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Virginia.

The previous record held at Dulles Airport for smuggling weight was held by another Nigerian, a 46yr. old man who had ingested a load of heroin weighing in at just over 4lbs. Nigerians got that shit figured out!! Well except for the not getting caught part.
NBC Washington has the story