Right Nut Into the Turnbuckle!!

It's been a well known fact for many years that wrestling is "fake". Sure the matches are pre-determined and all the action is choreographed but it still hurts when a 300lb. pituitary retard flys off the top rope and lands on your head. Hell, you could lose a testicle if you're not careful. Take this guy for example. An amateur wrestler in Indiana is suing a former opponent and a promoter for the loss of his testicle which he suffered after a botched match.
John Levi Miller, pictured above as 'Playboy J Millz', claims that his opponent 'Guido Andretti' failed to plan out the match before it started. Andretti told Miller that he knew the game plan and he was ready to go. This is when Miller claims his opponent tried to win the match, not as planned, and kicked him hard in the groin rupturing one of his testicles.
Miller complained of pain after the match and iced his marbles but the pain was too much and he had to go to the hospital the following day where doctors performed the nutectomy.
However, the promoter who's being sued in all of this, Sam Cosby, says the 'Playboy' has his story all wrong. Cosby claims that Playboy never mentioned anything about an injury, finished the match and actually won. Playboy is going after Coliseum Championship Wrestling for negligence and breaching their duty to ensure that Andretti was adequately trained and understood the "moves". He seeks a jury trial, legal fees and unspecified compensation for medical expenses related to the surgery and other complications. Miller will now be wrestling under the name "One-Nut Wonder".
NBC Sports has the full story