Moments in Great Parenting History

I'm putting in my vote early for 'Parent of the Year' and going with New Orleans native Brittany London. I like her stats and she just has that look in her eye, something that says I will shit all over my kids any chance I get.
London cemented her place in the running for 'P.O.Y' after she decided to her infant on a shop-lifting spree. The 31yr. old Big Easy native was spotted stealing by store security while shopping at Gymboree inside the Esplanade Mall this past Saturday night. When she was confronted by security London whipped out a stun gun and took out the rent-a-cop. She fled the mall and took off in a gold Honda leaving the infant behind in a stroller. The child was placed with Protective Services and was contacted by the mother who wanted to retrieve the baby. The woman who picked up the baby told authorities that she left the baby in the care of a friend but it turns out that the mother was in fact London.
She was charged with Child Desertion, Aggravated Battery, and Theft.
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