Porn Mag Brawl

If there's one thing you never get between it's a drunken redneck and his porn. When a drunk redneck wants to read his latest issue of Playboy it's best to just let him go cause if you don't you might wind up with some cracked ribs and a busted eye socket. Randall Rumfelt is one of these rednecks.
Rumfelt was picked up by York, South Carolina police after he beat up his neighbor for not lending him an issue of Playboy. The victim, 24yr. old Ed Pack Jr, is bound to a wheelchair and lives just a few houses down from Rumfelt. Just so happens Rumfelt lives with Pack's mother, try and keep up. According to the police report Pack was found on the porch of his home in the middle of a seizure. An emergency crew treated him for the seizure but also noticed he appeared to have been beaten around the head and back. Once Pack came around he was questioned by police about the wounds and that's when things got interesting. Ed Pack claimed he was beaten up by his mother's live in boyfriend Randall Rumfelt. The report states that Rumfelt called Pack and wanted him to stop by his mother's house just down the street. Once Pack arrived the intoxicated Rumfelt said he wanted to borrow Pack's skin mag. An argument broke out and Rumfelt beat the shit out of the already crippled Pack. The mother/girlfriend was present during the fight and said she took care of the Playboy while two duked it out and it was her son, Ed Pack, who threw the first punch. When all was said and done Rumfelt was charged with Assault and 2nd Degree Battery. Pack suffered a broken rib, a broken eye socket and neck injuries. Pack's mother was also charged for not reporting the incident to the police and also for not having the injuries treated properly. The report states that the Playboy was unharmed but most of the pages are stuck together.
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