5.29.2012

Cuff My Guts

Not to outdone by the weekend zombie attack(story below) this guy up in Hackensack, NJ kept things to himself instead of eating another human.
Police got a call 10pm Saturday night that a man had a knife and was threatening to kill himself. Cops charged their way through a barricaded front door and cornered Carter in a back room of the house. That's when Carter stood up and began stabbing himself all over his body. For the grand finale he took the pieces of flesh he had carved off himself and threw them at the police surrounding him. Police reports say the 43yr. old then tried to turn the knife on the cops and he was pepper sprayed with no effect. Officers left the house and the SWAT team took over and the suspect was "subdued", which I'm guessing means they popped his ass. Carter was rushed to emergency surgery after the incident and is still in critical condition as of this morning. Hackensack police say the man has a history of being arrested in the past for violent acts and has spent time in a mental institution. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he's probably going back to the loony bin after this.
NorthJersey.com has the story

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