Death By Lapdance

I have to say this isn't the worst way you could die. Most people would say they want to die in their sleep or in some way that's quick and painless. Not many people say they want to die of natural causes while having their dick grinded on by a girl trying to pay her way through college. Like I said, it's not the worst option.
The owner and staff at the Red Parrot in El Paso, Texas thought they had another customer trying one of the oldest tricks in the book the other night, the old "Play Dead When You Have to Pay For the Lapdance" scam. We've seen it all a hundred times. This time though it was for real. Robert Gene White, 67, died of natural causes this past weekend after receiving a number of lapdances at the local club. The owner said when the dancer asked the man to pay he was unresponsive. Workers at the Red Parrot performed CPR until EMTs arrived. White was taken to an area hospital where he was pronounced dead. An investigation is underway but it looks like the old mans heart gave out in a moment of sweaty pelvic thrusting. Hey, at least he died with his boots on. And he got a couple of free lapdances.
Daily Mail has the story