6.25.2012

Dad & Son Fight Naked in the Street

Nothing beats a hot cup of coffee in the morning while you gaze out your window to see two drug fueled, naked men wrestling in your front yard. Even better is when one of them decides to attack your truck and beat the shit out of your mailbox.
That's exactly what Wayne Stackhouse woke up to the other morning in Anchorage, Alaska. Both of his neighbors butt ass naked running up and down the street all kinds of fucked up on LSD and Ecstasy. At the crack of dawn an 18yr. old son and his 39yr. old father decided to work out some differences over a woman they had both been seeing. The fight started in the house and eventually took to the streets after the son jumped through a large window in the front of the home. Bleeding from cuts to his shoulder and leg the teen took off down the road and attacked his neighbors mail box,
"Four-by-four post. He just snapped it off. Cedar, too. Then he come down the street and drop-kicked my pickup a couple times. I didn't see any damage to it. Of course, he was barefoot."

During the mail box rampage the father came out of the house and decided to get naked too, removed his shorts and took off after his son. That's when Stackhouse had seen enough and called 911,
 "He's totally naked, and he's got blood on his shoulder and part of his body, so I called 911."

It took cops a few times to subdue the tripping teen, 3 shots with the stun gun finally brought him down. His feet and hands were bound to stop further attacks against the arresting officers. The father was charged with resisting arrest and fourth-degree assault and the son with criminal mischief and two counts of fourth-degree assault. Also, it turns out the neither one of these dudes can handle their drugs.
ADN has the full story

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