Fart Turns Violent

Whoever smelt it dealt it and whoever heard it gets to pull a gun on their neighbor for farting in front of their door. That's just how they roll in New Jersey, if you want to play the fart game you might get shot.
Daniel Collins, 72, was sick of his neighbor farting in front of his Teaneck, NJ apartment and drew the line yesterday. Collins has been in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor and told the cops that his loud farts pushed him over the edge. The neighbor had been loudly passing gas in front of and in the general direction of Collins's door for the last few days. Tuesday morning the 72yr. old had enough of his shit and pulled a gun on the stinky neighbor. The gas man called cops and told them Collins had threatened to "put a hole in his head" while brandishing a .32 caliber revolver. Police arrived and found the pistol inside of Collins's apartment after he told them his neighbor was making the whole thing up. He confessed and was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats, but was later released on his own recognizance.
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