The Poo Bandit Strikes Again

One of the best parts about shopping at Wal-mart is the top-notch people watching you can do. Sure, the super low prices are great and the one-stop shopping can't be beat but for some reason Wal-mart seems to attract the lowest common denominator and their entire family. I recommend you try the after hours shopping, the freaks come out at night. Pick any Wal-mart in any state in the entire country and you can find a pack of weirdos. Be it the rednecks and hillbillies or the person who obviously doesn't own a mirror judging by their choice of outfit in public or if you're lucky you might run across the guy who shits in the aisle.

Store employees in Chandler, AZ were treated to a gift this past Tuesday in the form of 56yr. old Tomas Arenas after he was caught by security trying to steal a bottle of beer. A loss-prevention officer apprehended the thief outside of the store and took him back inside until police arrived. That's when Arenas literally lost his shit. After being taken in by store security the 56yr. old starting screaming at employees until he dropped his pants in plain view of all the customers and took a steamer right on the floor. Cops arrived and took Arenas downtown where he was booked on suspicion of defecating in public, indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, loitering and shoplifting. I'm not sure if I understand that first charge, "suspicion" of defecating in public. You'd think since the evidence was sitting right there in front of the officers that it would erase any doubt of "suspicion". Call in the CSI team!
AZ Central has the story