Rogue Leprachauns Roaming Seattle

We all know that lleprechauns can get a little feisty if you try and take their pot of gold. Not to mention their Lucky Charms too. Turns out that leprechauns just like to fight like all wiley Irish men.
A man in Seattle told police that he was attacked by a group of "leprechauns" after he was caught dancing with one of their women. A fight started when the bars emptied out and cops were called to the scene and found a badly beaten man laying on the sidewalk. When the officers questioned the man he told them “It was a bunch of leprechauns". An eyewitness was able to clear things up for them and said it was a group of dudes who took off running right before the cops showed up. The victim was transported to a local hospital and treated for head injuries and cuts on his face, back, knuckles and elbows. No arrests have been made yet but police have put an APB out on a group of short, red-haired men dressed in green suits wearing silly hats and carrying a pot of gold. And check the forest, I think they hang out in the forest.
KOMO News has the story

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