Break My Bong? That's a Stranglin'

Apparently all headshops in Florida have been shut down and something like a bong is now a hot commodity. Of course, I'm just assuming this after reading this latest news story. All I can say is, dude, you can go buy a new bong.
Police is Gainesville, FL were called to a domestic disturbance this past Monday after a couple got into a little tussle that ended with a broken bong. Serious business, I know. It all started when 20yr. old Brandon Chviek and his girlfriend got into an argument not related to the smoking utensil. When the argument escalated the girlfriend decided to break the one thing her man loved most, his bong. Chviek being the stand up guy he is did the most sensible thing he could think of and pulled out a gun and threatened his live-in girlfriend with it. He didn't stop there though, police reports say Chviek also strangled his lover and knocked her around a little bit. The boyfriend won't have to worry about cleaning up any stinky bong water where he's going, Gainesville police charged him with domestic battery and strangulation, aggravated assault and possession of drug paraphernalia. I'm guessing if he would have just relaxed for a few minutes and taken a couple of rips of his bong things wouldn't have gotten so heated. Hindsight is 20/20 with blood shot eyes.
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