Drunk Guy Shows Off His Balls

We've all been there before so I guess we can't judge this guy. I mean, who hasn't gotten shitfaced, driven their car into a pole, fought police and then expose themselves to hospital staff? At my house we call that Tuesday.
A Milwaukee man is facing multiple charges and some jail time after his wild night out took a turn for the worse. 29yr. old Troy Cesar got a little drunk this past Wednesday night and it all started off with a little fender bender. Cesar was seen by an off-duty police officer driving erratically and smashing his car into a utility pole. The off-duty cop ran to the scene to check on Cesar but he was already gone by the time the cop arrived. Cesar was spotted a few blocks away on foot and was told to stop by the cop and another witness. Cesar kept walking and at that time the officer tried to stop him with a restraint hold, didn't work. Cesar broke free and struggled until official units showed up to take over. With some wrestling and four knee strikes to gut later the police were able to get cuffs on the suspect and load him in the cruiser. From there Cesar was taken to a local hospital for a blood test because he had refused a breath test. He continued his onslaught by exposing himself to female hospital staff and yelling out,
"I know you want to look at my wiener".
After that he fought with workers trying to treat his crash wounds and was screaming about not wanting to pay his bill. Officers were called back in and had to hit Cesar with the stun gun and cuff him to his hospital bed. His cuts were cleaned and he was shipped off to the slammer but not before kicking out the partition in the cop car and tearing off all the bandages on his head. Cesar is being charged with with one count of
third-offense DUI, one count of bail jumping(from his 2nd DUI), one count of obstructing an officer and one count of disorderly conduct. If he's guilty on all counts he faces up to 2.5 years in jail and $23,000 in fines.
Wauwatosa Patch has the full story