Rescue Crews Save Sex Toy

I can't imagine the feeling of watching someone drown right in front you and not be able to do anything about it. Feeling so helpless, waiting for some kind of hero to save the day but at the same time knowing that if that person does die you can just run back to the store and buy a new one because that body floating in the water isn't real. It's a sexy blow-up doll.
A story coming out of China claims that a crew of 18 rescue workers were called out to save a drowning victim that had washed away in a river. Local crews responded to a call from witnesses saying that they saw a body floating upside down near the riverbanks in Shandong Province. An 18 member team of fire and medical personal fought a large crowd to get to the shores and drag the body to safety. Once the body was recovered they realized it wasn't a dead body but someones old blow-up doll. The rescue team was pretty embarrassed but they it really did look like a real person from far away, honestly. A very flat person.
Daily Mail has the story