So it turns out that Jesus has been living amongst us mortals for some time now. A little background information, apparently Jesus lives in Florida, hates his neighbors, and from the looks of the picture above loves his junk food. I was always told Jesus was more of a fish and wine kind of guy, oh and those little wafers that get stuck to the roof of your mouth and taste like old cardboard.
It just so happens that the man pictured above is not Jesus. Sorry bible thumpers, guess you'll have to wait for the rapture like the rest of us. The mugshot is of 51yr. old Kenneth Peterson and he was picked up by Palm Bay police this past Monday for attacking his neighbor. This wasn't the first incident either, police have been called to Peterson's home 9 times in the past for similar attacks. This time around Peterson went after his neighbor Fred Padilla because he thought Padilla was the anti-christ. The last incident was in February when Peterson went after Padilla's car with a tire iron and smashed it up. Padilla says his neighbor has moved on to the BB gun now and that every time the two see each other Padilla is shot with a pellet gun. Police have failed to make a conviction against Peterson in the past due to lack of evidence but this time they decide to haul him off before things got totally out of hand. He's being charged with aggravated stalking and aggravated assault and is being held on $150,000 bond. I'm guessing this guy is more of an Old Testament Jesus.
Raw Story has the full report
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