Down Here We Call That A Fruit Bowl

If you're a little confused by the cartoon character above don't worry, it will all be put into context in just a second. Apparently Canada has their own version of the "Fruit Bowl" and if you don't know what that is let me explain. That's when you take your nuts and dick and push them back between your legs so the whole deal is hanging out under your ass. What you do after that is up to you, I recommend sitting on a passed-out friends face but it's your call. Up in Canada they call this a "Cyril Sneer", pictured above, a cartoon villian from an '80s Canadian kids show called The Raccoons who was known for his long snout. Now let me bring this into context.
The Royal Mounties up in Charlottestown arrested a man earlier this week for dancing in the streets with an open beer. Once he arrived down at the station the mounties decided he would be better off in their drunk tank and up in Canada I guess you have to be strip searched before you dry out. When the officers asked the man to disrobe he pulled down his pants and did his best "fruit bowl" or in this case his best "Cyril Sneed" impression and tucked back his nuts then began dancing around on top of the bench in the cell. Aardvark snout and all, just dangling there in it's drunken glory. The mounties weren't real thrilled but they did discover something during the Cyril Shuffle, a plastic bag sticking out of the guy's ass. After a quick search they found a baggie containing 4 pills of hyrdomorphone. Dancing Cyril was charged with possesion of narcotics and fined $700. Next time forget the "fruit bowl" and go with the "Flying Squirel". That's always fun.
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