Gettin' Peed On At the Bar

It never feels good to get rejected at the bar and I'm not talking about the bartender. When you throw down your game you have to come correct or the person your hitting on will just laugh at you. If you do get laughed at and rejected it's best to just leave it alone and whiff your way down the bar skank ladder and hope for someone that says yes. On the other hand, you can step it up a notch, whip your dick out, and pee on the girl who just laughed in your face. Stick with the first one.
Police in Longmont, CO were called to 'Shooters' bar this past Saturday night after somebody got a little drunk and whipped his dick out. That somebody was 22yr. old Timothy Paez who had a little too much liquid courage in him and tried to run some of his game on a young lady standing at the bar. Paez spotted said young lady, approached her and put his arm around her shoulder. The female shrugged his arm off and turned to him and said, "Um, really?".
This didn't sit well with Paez. Seconds later Paez took out his junk and began peeing all down the side of the young lady's leg. She notified bouncers who dragged Paez from the bar and held him until a squad car arrived. After questioning the pee-boy police said Paez was so drunk they couldn't get a straight answer out of him. Paez was arrested on suspicion of public indecency and harassment and taken into custody. He remains at the Boulder County Jail. This dude is no doubt a scum bag but on the other hand what did this girl expect, she was hanging out a place called 'Shooters'.
Colorado Daily has the story