8.09.2012

Huffin' Gas & Burnin' Ass

You might not guess it from the mushot above but that dude is in fact a little nutty. That dude is 36yr. old James Crittenden from Louisville, KY and earlier this week he decided to head down to the local Speedway store and set the toilet seat on fire inside the restroom. Store employees took one look at the guy and decided it was best they call the law. Once the police arrived Crittenden told the officers and store employers that he set the fire for religious reasons, something they wouldn't understand. He was arrested on an arson charge and booked.
Louisville police say they're pretty familiar with Mr. Crittenden. Just a few weeks back they picked him up over at the ValuMart for theft and disorderly conduct after he was caught huffing Redi Whip cans in the middle of the store. During that July 25th incident Crittenden tore thru ten boxes while ranting about how it was his constitutional right to huff Redi Whip and he needed it to "wake up". He was banned from the ValuMart after that and is currently in jail awaiting trial.
WAVE3 has the story

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