Phil McCracken, Mike Hunt, Ivana Tinkle, you've heard them all before. No way names like this could be real. I mean, what parent would torture their kid with a name like that and set them up for years of ridicule. No one really names their kid Mike Hunt or Harry Johnson or do they?
It seems the Mudd family down in Florida either has a really sick sense of humor or this dude is the best troll ever. I'm going with the latter cause no one would be that cruel.
Last Friday in Fort Lauderdale, FL police arrested a man with one of the most unfortunate names of all time, Jackmehoff Mudd. Come on, that can't be real?! Mudd was picked up for multiple charges including disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, and carrying an open container of alcohol. Police spotted Mudd with the open liquor and moved in to make the arrest only to find out that he was in violation of his probation. That's when Mudd decided to fight back only to lose to the cops and in life. With a first name like Jackmehoff I'm guessing you're going to have limited options in the world and it's got to be hard to find a job that would take you serious. Shit man, why not go get your name legally changed to something like Larry or Steve, anything is better than Jackmehoff. Something doesn't seem right, maybe he was angry because he got arrested and decided to fuck with the cops a little bit but that's not the case. Mudd went before a judge to hear his charges and the judge read his real name out loud, Jackmehoff Mudd. Well Jack, with a name like that you might be pigeon holed in the prison system. Certain people will expect certain things from you and it would be a shame to let them down.
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