You Dirty Deer Fucker
If you've followed the blog here for any amount of time you know that I like to make fun of stupid criminals. Not only are they easy targets but they deserve it. However, this might be the one time that I recommend that a criminal get some help instead of jail time. This guy is sick.
An off-duty Hermantown, MN police officer had just ended her shift and decided to stop off at Wal-Mart for some last minute shopping. Just so happens she was in the right place at the right time. Officer Kody Vedder was returning to her car when she noticed some strange activity in the car parked next to hers. She spotted a man in the backseat of the parked car rummaging through items and looking nervous. When she approached the man in the car he became combative, shoved Vedder to the ground and took off running. Turns out the guy was doing a little shopping of his own.....in someone else's car. The off-duty cop called for back-up and the hunt was on. It didn't take long to find the man who turned out to be 25yr. old Bryan Hathaway and this wasn't his first brush with the law. This is when things get a little weird. Not only is Hathaway a thief but apparently he's also into screwing dead animals.
Hathaway was picked up back in April of 2005 for felony mistreatment of an animal after he was caught killing a horse with the intent of having sex with it. Fantastic. Just a few years later Hathaway grew tired of horses and moved on to other creatures in the animal kingdom. In 2007 he was sentenced to nine months of probation when he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. Who does that?!?
Like I said, most people should just be tossed into the slammer to serve out their sentence, however, this might be a case where the guy should seek some kind of mental health therapy. Fucking dead animals is not normal even in Minnesota. Hathaway is still in custody after his latest hijinks and is awaiting trial.
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