Again, I don't know how many times we need to go over this, horses and donkeys are not for making sweet love to. There seems to be some confusion out there. Not only did this guy bone his donkey but now he can't figure out why the state won't return his prized ass to him.
Police down in Ocala, FL arrested 31 yr. old Carlos Romero for engaging in a sex act with his miniature donkey, Doodle. Romero was formally charged with Animal Cruelty and is in protective custody after it was believed he was using his donkey for more than just plowing his fields. Romero was arrested last Monday and entered a plea of not guilty at his court appearance, he also believes the state is keeping Doodle away from him on purpose. Gee, ya think!!
He told the judge, "I want my donkey back! There's got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her."
Currently county officials are petitioning for custody of Doodle the donkey on the grounds that it's not safe living with Mr. Romero. If the county gains ownership they said it will most likely go up for adoption to a family that won't take turns sticking things inside of it. Romero is currently locked up with the bail set at $20,000. Here's hoping that Doodle makes a speedy recovery and finds a new family to live with. Because we all know, there's nothing harder than finding a home for a donkey that's been sexually assaulted.
UPI has the full story
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