Sometimes when your wife says she's not in the mood you just have to take her word for it and let it go. Or you could whip your dick out and hit her with it and get hauled off to jail. It's up to you. A 62yr. old Cushing, Maine man is facing jail time on charges of assault after he attacked his ex-wife with his penis. The dick fight took place this past July at the home of the estranged couple. The man's wife left him after 39 years of marriage for a guy she met on-line in Pakistan. However, before she left town she needed a place to crash for a few days, her ex-husbands house. While there the estranged husband was feeling a little frisky and offered his wife $15 dollars for sex. You know, maybe light that old flame again. When she declined he took out his dong and whacked her in the face with it. No word on whether it was flaccid or erect. The husband finally faced a judge last week and was given a sentence of 5 days, a year of probation, and must attend anger management classes. The judge felt that the act of dick whipping was aggressive enough to warrant a little time behind bars. He should try that move on his cell mate and see what happens.
Daily Mail has the story
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