1.15.2013

Pregnant Lady Starts Club Brawl


As someone who lived in the state of Missouri for five years I can back up this article and say that pregnant women out clubbing is not a rare sight. I did a stand-up show once and after the show I was chatting with a woman who was about 7-8 months pregnant while she smoked and drank. I'm sure the child turned out fine, I mean why else would she have gotten in that bar fight later on in the night. When I read this story I remembered back to that night and all it's hillbilly goodness. Missouri keep your baby mommas in the house!!
Police were called to a shooting and fight in progress early Saturday morning at the E.B. Bar & Grill in Kansas City, MO after a pregnant woman's water broke on the dance floor. According to the report not all the club patrons were thrilled to see a pregnant woman out in the club and mucking up the dance floor with all that baby juice. One group in particular took offense and let her and her date know about it. An argument between the pregnant group and the second group broke out then turned ugly when it spilled outside. Shots were fired from the pregnant group at the shit talking group as they drove away, however, the bullets hit a man sitting in his car that was totally unrelated to the whole melee. When police arrived they found the wounded man lying in the street screaming for help. A gun was later found not far from the scene and was traced back to Cyrano R. Irons who was later charged for being a felon in possession of a firearm and was thought to be the man firing the gun from the car. No other arrests have been made at this time. Just goes to show ya, stay the fuck at home when your pregnant! After you have that baby they'll be plenty of time to go back out and hit the clubs and get back to being your hood rat self.
Kansas City Star has the full story

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