There's so many fun activities you can do during the winter time like sledding, sitting around a warm fire or getting blacked out drunk and having sex with your neighbors snowman. If you're going to attempt the last one make sure you wear some kind of protection like a glove or maybe a scarf.
The hospital staff in Blackburn, England got a bit of a surprise the other night when town drunk Kenneth Guillespie,64, came in complaining about frost bite on his dick. How does one get frost bite on their junk? Start off with few beers and see where the night takes you from there. Doctors and nurses at the hospital are familiar with Guillespie, the town drunk, he usually comes in for scrapes and bruises but hospital staff were taken back at his latest escapades. Seems Kenneth was having a few drinks when he decided to have a go with a snowman he found on the block. As seen in the picture above, Frosty was violated and destroyed, left to sit in a pile of empty beer bottles. Neighbors say they didn't see the incident take place but warn Guillespie not to come back for round 2,
“If that dirty fucker comes back here after what he did. I won’t be responsible for the reaction of the community. Several people have already vowed to dismember him after what he did to the kids’ snowman.”
Seems pretty harsh for a drunken one night stand with a snowman, they take that shit serious over in England. Doctors said that frostbite is no laughing matter though, if severe enough it can lead to amputation. As of right now though they say that Mr. Guillespie won't have to have his frozen dick cut off. He's recovering with friends and said to be doing much better. Regardless, he'll still have to live with the fact that he got caught screwing a snowman. I guess it goes with the territory of being the town drunk.
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