You just can't make this shit up!! Guessing from the details in the story below it sounds like the greater Waukesha, WI area is in need of some kind of brothel or legal prostitution because until then your old couches are not safe. It all started this past September when off-duty cop Ryan Edwards was out for his morning run. While jogging Edwards noticed a man up the street was bent over a couch and it looked like he was in the middle of having sex with someone on said couch. The furniture in question was sitting on a curb waiting to be tossed in the trash. As he got closer Edwards got a better view of what was really going on, 47yr. old Gerard Streator was in the middle of making sweet, sweet love to the couch cushions. I mean, can you blame the guy? Did you see how that couch was dressed? When the off-duty officer approached Streator he yelled at him and Streator took off running, erect penis and all.
According to the police report the 'Couch Fucker' "had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions."
Streator was later arrested at a hotel where he works and is being charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. Right now his attorney is trying to bargain a plea deal telling the judge that the couch sex is not the issue here, the real issue is his clients mental health. The couch could not be reached for comment.
The Smoking Gun has the full story
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