The Oral Sex Assasin

Whatever happened to the good old days of hiring a hitman to take out your spouse. You never want to get your own hands dirty, you got to source that shit out. That's exactly what this lady should of done, but I do have to give her points for creativity. 

A Brazilian woman is making international headlines after she tried to kill her husband by putting poison on her vagina and luring her husband to bed hoping he would somehow ingest it. The husband was game for a little roll in the sack but backed out after he noticed a strange and unfamiliar smell coming from his wife's vagina. Like any good husband the man took his wife to the doctor to find the source of the foul odor only to discover that the wife had smeared some kind of toxic substance on her fun parts. When the wife was questioned about how the chemical got there she fessed up and admitted to trying to kill her husband. The article doesn't mention what the substance was but I'm guessing it wasn't the new flavor of K-Y Jelly.

Mirror UK has the story