You Want a Tattoo Where?

The internet is full of pictures of incredible ink jobs but there's also plenty of bad ones too. It seems a lot of the time the fault lies with the poor skills of the tattoo artist. However, there are times when the customer is just a straight up moron, asking for something incredibly stupid. It's not the tattoo artists job to talk them out of it, it's their job to give the customer what they want. No matter how dumb the request might be.

Over in Croatia one of the local papers caught up with a tattoo shop to find out the worst tattoo they've ever given someone. Again, the shop is not at fault for this one, blame the customer. The staff at JoJo & Kenfa in Zagreb, Croatia recalls one tattoo that will go down in the history books, an elephant trunk on a man's penis. Just for a minute, think of the logistics of that tat job. Like I said above, it's not the artists job to talk someone out of a tattoo but sometimes you at least have to bring it up.

When the man requested the trunk tattoo on his penis the shop told him it would be extremely painful and the healing process would take some time and a few return trips to the shop,

"He still insisted and we finally tattooed the trunk onto his penis. We try to tell people it is hard to erase it later, but they still go for tattoos they want."

When I got my tattoo it wasn't very painful at all but I can't even imagine what it must be like having the top side of your dick tattooed. Plus, how do you show that new ink off? Is he going to be the guy who whips his dick out at the party every time someone want to see his tattoo? I think this guy could of thought it out a little better but then again, who am I to judge. 

Croatian Times has the story