2.19.2013

It's Called a "Mayoral Strawberry Shortcake"


Political sex scandals aren't limited to the good ol' US of A. These days everyone around the world is getting in to the act, remember that congress woman from Spain who released the video of her masturbating? Well this story isn't as good as that one mostly because the politician in question isn't an attractive female, just a dirty old man.
A mayor in Western Cape, Africa is coming under some heat after it was found out that he was sending dick pics to some of his subordinates. Not just any old run of the mill dick pics either, this guy took a trip to the toppings bar and stepped up his game. It's alleged that Jonas White sent out pornographic pictures of his penis to a deputy featuring his erect penis topped with whipped cream and a strawberry. I'm guessing the strawberry was more of a presentation thing, a little boner garnish. White didn't stop at the pictures either. His deputy, Lorna Scheepers told an executive committee that the mayor offered her a private trip for the two of them all paid for by the municipality. As of right now the African National Congress is doing a full investigation into the matter and said that no punishment will be given until the committee can reach a decision. A spokesman from the mayors office doesn't seem to worried about the whole thing though, according to him none of this ever happened,

"The mayor does not recall sending inappropriate messages to any of the citizens in the municipal area in his official capacity."

My guess is that the mayor will come out and say his phone got hacked and the pictures were sent out accidentally. That seems to be the go-to answer in situations involving men of power and their dick pics.
iAfrica has the story

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