Poo Filled Pants & Malt Liquor Never Mix

The man pictured above had a really bad night a few weeks back. Michael Johnston, 44, started off his day like any other by making a beer run at the local liquor store and picked up a few Colt 45s. After that he met up with a friend at the Gifford Docks in Vero Beach, FL and decided to fire off some guns and have a few drinks. Not everyone in the area was as excited as Johnston was so they called police to let them know that a couple of drunks were firing guns down on the pier. When cops arrived they found a drunken Johnston and his buddy who were more than happy to answer questions for the police. They admitted to drinking on the pier and also admitted to firing the guns. Hell, they even showed the cops their weapons when asked. However, things got shitty real quick. While the police were questioning Johnston they could smell something awful and quickly realized Johnston was shitting his pants as he was being questioned. He didn't panic or nothing, he just let it ride with no shame. Johnston didn't seem to mind he was shitting his pants and neither did the cops really, but they did mind that he was using a firearm while drunk. He was charged with criminal mischief and using a firearm while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage. The police report did not comment on how they handled the mess of the shit filled pants. TC Palm has the story

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