What's that old saying, desperate times call for desperate measures. Well this Swedish man took that to a whole new level after running out of options for things to have sex with. This is not made up.
This past Monday a man in Ystad, Sweden was found unconscious in his front yard by a neighbor who told authorities he thought the man was a bloated whale carcass. How does someone mistake a human body for a whale carcass? Turns out the injured man, known around town as Hasse, was so swollen from wasp stings that he was only recognizable by the tattoo on his neck. Ok, the next question, why did the man have so many wasp bites on him? Well, that's when things get a little weird. Turns out Hasse had attempted to have sex with a wasp nest and met his death. The neighbor told the local press that Hasse's genital area was so swollen you couldn't even see his sex organs. Crime scene investigators counted a total of 146 wasp stings on the penis and scrotum not to mention a whole lot of dead semen covered wasps lying on the ground. They even found the wasp nests and said there was no doubt that Hasse had perished trying to penetrate the hive with his bang stick.
The neighbor told the press that he didn't know the man that well and wasn't aware of him having any strange sexual perversions. Looks like he can add one to the list now. Let this be a lesson to anyone out there who's thinking of having sex with a wasps nest, it won't work out in your favor.
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