"Hello 911, there's a naked guy on my roof."
After a long night of drinking and partying it's always a good idea to have a place to sleep it off at the end of the night. It's also a good idea to remember exactly where that place is. A 20yr. old New Jersey man learned this lesson the hard way after he was found naked on the roof of a strangers house. Michael Woglom was in Maryland over the weekend visiting friends and partying. At the end of the night, about 4 a.m., Woglom decided he was going to walk back to his buddy's house. Only problem was that he couldn't remember which house belonged to his friend. When Woglom thought he was at the right house he tried to get in the front door and realized he had been locked out. So he did the next logical thing and walked over to a neighbor's house and smashed out the sliding glass door on the back patio. The loud noise woke the home owner who thought they were a victim of a break-in so they locked themselves in a closet and called police. When the cops arrived they found Woglom walking around on top of the house completely naked and wasted. The only explanation he offered police was that he thought he was at the right house and couldn't find a way inside. Woglom was charged with burglary, indecent exposure and a number of other offenses.
Washington Post has the story