Big Mac Attack Leads to Police Chase

This guy really likes his Big Macs. Unfortunately, I don't think he'll be able to get them anymore where he's going. Police in Brunswick, OH responded to a call about a reckless driver and attempted to pull over 31yr.old Randall Miller who had just left a McDonald's drive-thru. At first Miller refused to pull over so the officer assumed he was trying to flee. Turns out Miller just wanted to finish his sandwich before going to jail. Police reports state that Miller smelled of alcohol and had slurred speech. He apologized to the arresting officer and told him he planned on pulling over the whole time. He just wanted to finish his Big Mac. Miller's blood alcohol level was 3 times the legal limit and was charged with DUI, fleeing an officer and a few other charges for good measure. Just think, all those legal fees and fines and jail time just because you had to have a god damn Big Mac. I wouldn't risk that for anything less than a 20 pack of Sliders.
Smoking Gun has the story

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