That's Not the Proper Use of a Fire Extinguisher

Guest at a Westminster hotel in England got a bit of a surprise on Halloween night. One of the guests, 20yr. old Joseph Small, took his costume to the next level when he decided to remove a fire extinguisher from the wall and stick the nozzle up his ass and take a stroll around the 4th floor corridor. And that was just the beginning. After Small stuck the nozzle up his ass he started to touch himself in front of other guests and peed all over the carpet. That's when an employee stepped in a ushered Small down to the reception area. Bad idea all around. Once he was taken to the lobby he verbally attacked another employee who is from Bangladesh, telling him, "This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan".
While waiting in the lobby Small started to urinate again and yelled at guests telling them he hails from Sheffield. Not sure how that plays into things, maybe that's how they roll out there.
Police reports state that a staff member of the hotel watched Small on the CCTV cameras as he entered a supply closet and emerged with the fire extinguisher nozzle up his ass while he masturbated in the hallway. Small has pleaded guilty to charges of criminal damage, racially aggravated harassment and outraging public decency. Small told police he was in Westminster to purchase a used car. 
Metro UK has the story

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