Man Calls 911 For a Date

Normally, when the police get a call for someone looking for a woman it's a missing persons report not someone looking to get laid. Police in St. Tammany Parish, LA got the call late Saturday night and the voice on the other end told the dispatcher that he "needed a woman".  Instead of a date Kareem Collins got a visit from the cops and a free trip to jail. When cops arrived at Collins's home they ran his information and it turns out he was a sex offender who had not registered his new address after moving to town. Collins was charged with failure to register for change of address. When asked for a statement the local sheriff's office said,
"We are guessing he wasn't looking for someone to come and run his criminal history, but that is what he got."
I don't know if the guy is actually that stupid or he wanted to go back to jail. Either way, at least some weirdo is off the streets. WDSU has the story

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